bear poem

one of bear's favourite things
is to have go on some swings

Is this any way to treat a bear?

honestly, my nutella gatherers have got some cheek. i think i should report them to the rspcss&nb (the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to small seals and naughty bears).
hung by the ears! oh the indignity. hung by the flippers! oh the shame. everyone could see small seal's belly.
i normally like sunbathing, but not suspended in thin air by my furry ears.

grrrrrrrrorwl!
bear
xxx

bear mail

Dear Naughty Bear, Your friends as Bears Unlimited said that they wanted to know more about me, so I thought that I would send you another photo. This time I am on the boat, which was on Derwent Water. The boat went all the way round stopping at lots of places on the way. I am such a loved giraffe that there are actually two of me, but we are never ever seen together, so as not to confuse my chief giraffe keeper, as she is only 4 months old and thinks that there is only 1 Raffeee. I go on lots of adventures. In fact I go out most days, but very often I have to travel with the smelly nappies! Lots of Love Raffeee

Bear's big washing adventure!

The one thing about going to a muddy greenbelt is that it you can get your paws rather dirty and your fur becomes smelly. so when small seal and i got back, our nutella gatherers promised us a special treat to help us clean up.
we were rather surprised when they put us inside this strange contraption, and covered in soapy water. At first we thought it would be alright, but then everything span round rather fast.
we both got very dizzy and even small seal felt like a bear with a sore head when it had finished. however, our indignity was not over yet. Our nutella gatherers had another, slightly embarassing, treat left for us...

love
bear
xxx

bear mail

Dear bear,
Colja is trying all sorts of bear hugs at the moment - and I am the lucky one getting them all. Thought you might want to know it. Come alone (bring your nutella gatherers if you want) and get an own bear hug!
Love from "Papa Bär" from Germany



send me your bearmail at naughty.bear at hotmail.com!
love
bear
xxx

bear mail

Hello Naughty Bear,
I thought that you might like to see a picture of me on my big adventure in the Lake District. I am waiting for the boat to come and pick me up.
I like looking at your site. I wish I got out as much as you and Small Seal do.

Love
Raffeee

Bear hug!

Yay! another bear hug! she tried to tickle me under the arms which made me giggle.
but i just can't get enough of wonderful bear hugs!

love
bear
xxx

Hungry bears

Well, my time at Greenbelt is finally at an end. But I had a fantastic time and met lots of new friends. Including this delightful non-nutella gatherer who sent me on the way with some fish and chips from the chippy. Yummy!
It beat what my nutella gatherer had from the grande bouffe - some half-baked cold potato/white wine and fancy sausage monstrosity. I did think about offering to go and growl on the stall holders, but the chips were down and i had to scoff 'em.

don't worry, i let small seal enjoy some fish. she got stuck in and gave them her seal of approval.

and with that, we were strapped into the bearmobile and driven home - where we immediately prepared for a new adventure...

love
bear
xxx

Chocolate!

mmmmnn! more chocolate than a bear can handle was on display at greenbelt. sadly no nutella like substances, but i'm still a sucker for great chocolate.
the stall run by divine chocolate had a chocolate fountain, but my nutella gatherers wouldn't let me put my paws into it in case i made a mess. they said my fur would get all matted and they would have trouble washing it out. honestly! don't they know anything? i'd just lick it off and it wouldn't be a problem.

still, those nice people at divine let me try a sample or several of their new dark chocolate. and best of all, they tell me that the people who make the cocoa beans from which it was made get paid a proper price for it. it's called something like fairtrade. i hate thinking that my nutella gatherers are eating chocolate that actually cost someone something to make.
you can read more about it by clicking on this link here

yum, yum, yum
chocolate in my tum

love
bear
xxx

Some friends of bear

hello chums
i hope you're all bearhaving yourselves. i've been a busy old bear lately, but small seal and i did sit down the other night and watch bears and seals in the blue planet. great fun.

anyway, some of my friends now have their own blogs, and i wanted to let you about them.
little tom kitten is having a fantastic time in torquay at the moment, and you can see his adventures at http://tom-kitten.blogspot.com/

and there's friends galore at the new blog http://bearsunlimited.blogspot.com/ !
Everyone is busy introducing themselves at the moment, and it's great to have some new chums to say hello to.

I have a special chocolately treat in store for you later, but in the meantime, visit my friends and tell your friends about me and my friends!

hope you are having a lovely sunny day
love
bear
xxx

Time for tiny tea

No visit to greenbelt would be complete without a visit to the marvellous tiny tea tent. it's tiny, it does tea and it's in a tent. i really can't think how they got their name.
they do marvellous hot chocolates but sadly they were too far away from all the stuff that bears wanted to see and do for me to spend too much time here.

small seal was wondering if i had got too fat, so to prove her wrong i slipped myself into a hole created by the gatepost and balanced on a kettle to hold myself up. having proved to her that this bear is cuddly rather than enourmous, i then went off to make a nutella biscuit sandwich to cheer myself up!

love
bear
xxx

Bear poem

Playing the mandolin
I didn't think would be my thing
But with some help
I could pluck the string
And make it go
Tring-aling-ling-ling

And the sun shines!

Although there were lots of showers (and lots of mud for bears to wallow in!) it was nice when the sun came out. but i didn't want to get my fur burnt, so i covered up with this fetching sun hat. do you think it suits me?

i'm being a cultured bear here and listening to the scratch choir and orchestras performing their piece. made a change from people like blindside and daniel bearingfield.

love
bear
xxx

Where's Bear?

Can you see me hiding in this picture? Tee hee hee! I'm there somewhere!

love bear xxx

head count

Small seal wanted a better view of the main stage, so she balanced her flippers on my head. it was quite scratchy and i was a fuzzy wuzzy bear for a while. but she did see. so it proves the old saying if you want to get ahead, get a seal

love
bear
xxx

Bear hug!

OOoohhhHH! I just love bear hugs

love bear xxx

Bearmail

Here's some fan mail for you to enjoy

Hi Bear

We see you’ve had a busy weekend setting up an email account and making changes to your site. We suffered Greenbelt withdrawal symptoms but have just been onto Amazon to order a Martyn Joseph CD and a Cara Dillon one so that should cheer us up when they come.

When we get our Broadband working again at home we’ll send you an email from our own account. Bears unlimited is our trading company which we belong to with all the rest of our owners’ bears. We are very industrious bears and all have a role to play e.g. as we have so much travelling experience we’re tour guides. We’ll tell you more about what we do in another email.

For now we just thought we would send you a piccie of ourselves enjoying a bit of Greek sunshine on a sailing holiday last year. Yorkie is the little one and you can always tell me (George) as I can’t help looking a bit smug.

Bye for now.

George & Yorkie

P.S. we can’t help wondering why you’re called naughty bear as you don’t seem a bit naughty to us!

You can send your bearmail to me at naughty dot bear at hotmail dot com!

Where's bear?

time for another game of hide and seek. can you see me hiding in greenbelt?
it took ages for my nutella gatherers to pick me up! tee hee hee! i like being a naughty bear

love bear xxx

time for a climb

one of the problems of being at a music festival is that you spend a lot of time sitting on the ground. so when i saw something to climb, i had to take advantage of it. with no trees, it was the best i could do. sadly i still couldn't see any nutella from this high point :(

i had my nutella gatherers worried as they couldn't find me at first, but they soon spotted me when i started to swing as i got higher up the ladder.

love
bear
xxx

Having trouble leaving comments?

dear chums,
you might be wanting to lavish praise on nutella, or tell me how beautiful a bear i am and having trouble with doing so.
i've just switched to blogger beta and it's not working proper. you need to try and post anonymously or have a blogger beta account to do so.
apologies for problems, i'm sending small seal round to flipper their faces. that'll sort it.

love
bear
xxx

have you seen this bear?

i can't see the resemblance myself.
but it was nice to be wanted.

love
bear
xxx

temporary bear cave

i wondered about turning this into a new bear cave, but realised i couldn't stash any nutella into it.

i've now got an email address so you can send me your pictures and things to go on the blog!
it's naughty dot bear at hotmail dot com - just click on this link here

Time for a think...

hmmn... where did i put that jar of nutella?
hmmn... do horses ever get lifted in the air?
hmmn... what happened to the english summer?
hmmnn... are my paws furry and cute enough?
hmmn... where did i put that jar of nutella?