Bear likes lots of jars of nutella

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Is this any way to treat a bear?


honestly, my nutella gatherers have got some cheek. i think i should report them to the rspcss&nb (the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to small seals and naughty bears).
hung by the ears! oh the indignity. hung by the flippers! oh the shame. everyone could see small seal's belly.
i normally like sunbathing, but not suspended in thin air by my furry ears.

grrrrrrrrorwl!
bear
xxx

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least you weren't put in the tumble dryer and cooked dry while spinning round. I'm not looking forward to the day I have to have my first bath.

Love Raffeee

Bears Unlimited Norfolk Branch said...

Dear Bear,

We were absolutely outraged by the behaviour of your Nutella Gathers in hanging you and small seal out on the washing line. At the moment we are getting up a petition protesting at their actions, and in the next few days we are planning a protest meeting so keep watching our Blogspot.

Out raged of Bearsden, Bearshire.

Bears Unlimited Norfolk Branch said...

Dear Bear and Small Seal,

We have kep't our promise, our protest is underway see our blogspot for details.

Love all at Bearsunlimited.
xxxx